Nooz Staff May 8, 2018

New Collegetown Restaurant Already Closing

Photo Credit Cornell Daily Sun

DRYDEN—Citing high rent costs and low demand, Collegetown’s newest restaurant will close immediately following opening day.

“It’s been quite a run getting the ingredients needed to make our would-be-famous pizza, but unfortunately, I think our time here in Collegetown is done,” said owner Botswana Capri-Sun at the restaurant’s joint grand opening and going out of business ceremony.

Collegetown eateries are notoriously short-lived, but Capri-Sun has shattered the previous record of one month with his potential restaurant that doesn’t have a name yet and never will.

“I was so excited to have a new place to get bubble tea,” said Chester Tiddyson ‘20, “or was it pizza? Anyway, it was good while it lasted.”

A developer has already announced plans to buy the vacant space, only to immediately back out of the deal.

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