BREAKING NOOZ: Cornell Administration Shutdown

After a recent vote by the Board of Trustees, the Cornell Administration will undergo a shutdown effective October 7th at 2 p.m. The administration urges students to continue their academic experience normally. It is suspected that the shutdown resulted from the board’s year long attempt to deadlock the Skorton administration out of finalizing changes to the academic calendar.

When asked to comment, President David Skorton told CU Nooz “It is disappointing to me that the people I work with would actively and systematically work to shut down this administration”. Skorton told CU Nooz that the shutdown would end when “we get our shit together.”

Check CU Nooz for up to date coverage on this historic event.

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