JAMESON — In a massive stroke of luck, freshman Gavin Johnson met 23 new best friends at the first Fourth-Floor Jameson Hall meeting.
“Every single one of the residents shares a large number of interests with me, like being a freshman, being new to Ithaca, and living in Jameson,” Johnson explained.
“These are the key and only ingredients for a strong, lifelong friendship, and I look forward to growing old and sharing countless meaningful memories with every single one of them.”
Reports indicated that all twenty-four residents involved agreed that they did not like the weird twenty-fifth resident from Wyoming.
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