June 22, 2016

Sophomore Acing Summer Classes, Failing Summer

OLIN HALL — Finishing up yet another assignment for his Introduction to Python course, rising sophomore Jordan Noble is acing his summer classes while, at the same time, failing at summer vacation.

“The course is going really well, I love the professor and the homeworks are pretty fun!” said Noble as all his peers were off at the beach enjoying themselves and their free time.

Noble, who self-imposed responsibility and academic stress on himself for six weeks of what would otherwise be a carefree break from school, is allegedly content to study in the library on such a hot, sunny day like today.

“I was invited to a pool party with some cool people,” added Noble, “but honestly I’m so close to finishing this assignment. There will be plenty of time for pool parties when I’m not in the prime of my youth.”

After finishing off his Arts & Sciences math distribution requirement at the end of the summer, Noble plans to go back to his loving parents and younger sister at his childhood home for two weeks, where he will study for the MCAT until school starts again.

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