January 30, 2017

Cornell to Receive Large Johnson Endowment

DAY HALL — According to multiple reports, Cornell University will receive a gigantic Johnson endowment later this upcoming year.

In a press conference earlier today, President Hunter Rawlings III stated he hopes this “generous gift will enhance Cornell’s performance for years to come” and wishes to see “what the endowment really has to offer the Cornell community.”

Johnson claims this expansive investment will “rise to the occasion on all fronts and serve the Ithaca campus to its best abilities.”

When asked about what aroused him to bestow this endowment on the University, Johnson cited his desire to please others and have an unforgettable and long lasting impact.

Reports say the building is expected to be erected later this year and be 80 feet long, but will more likely be a weak 55 feet at best.

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