TOWER ROAD—Now available for sluggishly pedalling uphill with six cars following behind, Cornell Big Red Bikes offers students a new opportunity to screw up traffic.
“Cornell is huge, so it’s a relief to finally be able to bike across campus with no regard for drivers or pedestrians,” said campus bicyclist Troy Laputa as he weaved in between cars, wheeled onto the sidewalk, and sped through a red light.
“Navigating campus has definitely gotten easier now that there’s an affordable bike share option I can use to race down Ho Plaza without a helmet, endangering both myself and those around me.”
Big Red Bikes are available at four stations on central campus and various locations across East Hill where bikers can crash going down steep windy roads.
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