Food Science Major Trying Every Variety of Hot Pocket “For Research”

ITHACA, NY – Jeff Henderson, a Food Science major in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences, described to reporters Friday that his endeavor to taste all available flavors of the microwavable turnover brand Hot Pockets is a part of his departmental research under the mentorship of Professor Sheila Reynolds. “The goal of research is always to try things that no one else has tried. That’s exactly what we’re doing here,” said Henderson while removing a chicken jalapeño cheddar Lean Pocket brand sandwich from his Collegetown apartment’s microwave. “This research is on the cutting edge of our field.” At press time, Henderson described his research as inconclusive.

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