MEWS– Freshman Geoffrey Dorman is excited to take part in many college social activities but is reported to have said that he will try pot “just this once.”
“I’m not going to make it a habit,” said Dorman of the drug he will eventually smoke twice daily and spend hundreds of dollars a week on. “It’s more of a one time thing, really. I like to think of myself as a social smoker,” Dorman stated as he googled the address of the nearest glass shop, credit card in hand.
“I’m a plant science major and I know there are many stereotypes associated with us,” stated the freshman as he tucked his dreadlocks into a rastacap. “But I came here to learn, and I won’t let anything stand in the way of expanding my consciousness.”
According to our sources, Dorman is already looking into living in a co-op next year and working at the plantations.
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