After months of anticipation, the University finally announced decisions for the undergraduate Class of 2019. Here are the official admissions statistics of those lucky 15% that were accepted:
- 1st – 21st generation college student: 100%
- Admissions Department Favorite Student: Jared
- Middle 50% of admitted students scored between 90 and 95
- Of Football recruits, those who played in high school: 8%
- Total Height: 211,965 inches
- Intended Major: Biometry and Statistics
- 12% Faster than Class of 2018
- Children of crestfallen Princeton alumni: 11%
- SAT Score: Enough
- International students: Yes
- Bug-people: 40%
- Future presidents: *sigh*
- Frisbees per person: 6.1
- Unicycle Guy: Needed
- School Spirit: Already waning
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