Senior Hangs Out with O-Week Friends after Getting Sick of Everyone Else

RPCC- Senior Jessica Parker got together with her friends from her former Low Rise 6 unit for dinner at Robert Purcell Community Center this past weekend after no longer being able to tolerate her other friends.

“It’s great to see these guys. It’s been way too long,” described the nostalgic civil engineer, who over time had grown distant from her former floormates, only to realize that her new friends were all selfish assholes.

“I have no idea why I ever stopped hanging out with them, especially considering my other friends are all inconsiderate jerks.”

It took only the length of their dining hall dinner for Parker to realize why she found new friends after freshman year to begin with.

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