Confident Freshman Hands J.P. Morgan Resume from High School

BARTON HALL- Jeremy Schmidt ’19, a Freshman AEM major, stopped by today’s career fair to present the J.P. Morgan recruiters with a distinguished copy of the same resume he used in high school.

“National Honor Society AND Recycling Club. Once J.P. Morgan sees that, they can’t turn me down,” stated Schmidt, who is 3 weeks into Intro Microeconomics, his first business-related class ever.

Schmidt argued that his diverse resume sets him apart from other J.P. Morgan hopefuls. “Teamwork? I played little league baseball through 9th grade. Leadership? I was a Counselor in Training at day camp for two weeks last summer. Creativity? I placed 3rd in a school-wide art contest in 10th grade. It’s impossible to look at this resume and think I’m under qualified.”

Schmidt claimed he expects email correspondence from J.P. Morgan this weekend, completely ignoring the “internships for rising juniors and seniors only” sign as he exited.

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