BARTON HALL – The Cornell Concert Commission is excited to announce that Canadian pop-singer and viral sensation Carly Rae Jepsen is is scheduled to perform at Barton Hall, maybe.
“We’re truly delighted to have Carly Rae performing at our own Barton Hall,” stated CCC executive director Ryan Enderby, “Be sure to grab your tickets early because it’s going to be an absolute blast, possibly. We’re still unsure, this is a little crazy.”
Carly Rae Jepsen skyrocketed onto the pop scene in 2012, and fans can expect to hear all of the great new hits from her latest album Emotion, perhaps. “We’re such huge Carly fans and we’d love to see her perform, but hey, if not then it’s like whatever,” exclaimed Sophomores Emma Pollusky and Cynthia Herrera.
At press time, sources report that, though she has only been on campus for a few hours setting up, she definitely really really likes us.